Camp Tales

We open in May

Me: Hello [campground name], Kat speaking!
Guy: Yes, hi, I wanted to know if you had any sites that just had electric and sewer.
Me: Well, we have electric & water sites, and full hook up sites.
G: I only need electric and sewer.
Me: Okay, well we don't have just those two, it's either electric/water or all three.
G: Oh..... okay.
Me: Yep! So, which dates were you looking for?
G: Just one night. Tonight.
Me: Oh, um. We're not open till May.
G: Oh, but you have sites with electric/sewer?
Me: ...yes. Full hookup sites.
G: Okay! I'd like to book one then.
Me: But we're not open till May...
G: That's okay, we just need a place to stay for the night with electric and sewer.
Me: ..... The campground is not open until May.
G: It's just one night.
Me: ..... No one will be here. The gates will be locked. We're not open till May...
G: Oh. Really? Not till May? I can't just plug in to recharge for the night?
Me: No, sorry...
G: Oh. That's too bad. Do you know any other camgrounds in the area that would have electric/sewer?
Me: Umm, you can try [another campground name] but I dunno...
G: No, I just called them, they're not open till May.
Me: O______________________O
G: Well, thanks anyway! Bye.
Me: Bye...