We open in May

  • Me: Hello [campground name], Kat speaking!
  • Guy: Yes, hi, I wanted to know if you had any sites that just had electric and sewer.
  • Me: Well, we have electric & water sites, and full hook up sites.
  • G: I only need electric and sewer.
  • Me: Okay, well we don't have just those two, it's either electric/water or all three.
  • G: Oh..... okay.
  • Me: Yep! So, which dates were you looking for?
  • G: Just one night. Tonight.
  • Me: Oh, um. We're not open till May.
  • G: Oh, but you have sites with electric/sewer?
  • Me: ...yes. Full hookup sites.
  • G: Okay! I'd like to book one then.
  • Me: But we're not open till May...
  • G: That's okay, we just need a place to stay for the night with electric and sewer.
  • Me: ..... The campground is not open until May.
  • G: It's just one night.
  • Me: ..... No one will be here. The gates will be locked. We're not open till May...
  • G: Oh. Really? Not till May? I can't just plug in to recharge for the night?
  • Me: No, sorry...
  • G: Oh. That's too bad. Do you know any other camgrounds in the area that would have electric/sewer?
  • Me: Umm, you can try [another campground name] but I dunno...
  • G: No, I just called them, they're not open till May.
  • Me: O______________________O
  • G: Well, thanks anyway! Bye.
  • Me: Bye...
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Disco Violation

Violation Description
KB, Up all night until 3am totally smashed. Started playing disco music at 2:30am and dancing around the site. 3 other people on the site.
left his fire burning all night.

Action Taken
Told them to get to bed

Follow up
Must speak with J before he returns to the park

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This is the whirlpool. You may ask yourself, ‘what is it?’ Well, to be exact it’s a ‘flow in a circular current, of liquids’. In layman’s terms, ‘a giant pool of swirly water’. The Whirlpool Jetboat Tours go up to this phenomena (not in). The Spanish Aero Car goes over it. No, you cannot: go swimming in it have drinks in it relax in it Any of these activities will likely result in your death.

This is the whirlpool.

You may ask yourself, ‘what is it?’

Well, to be exact it’s a ‘flow in a circular current, of liquids’. In layman’s terms, ‘a giant pool of swirly water’.

The Whirlpool Jetboat Tours go up to this phenomena (not in). The Spanish Aero Car goes over it.

No, you cannot:

  • go swimming in it
  • have drinks in it
  • relax in it

Any of these activities will likely result in your death.

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This is Niagara Falls. No, they do not: charge you to see the Falls turn the Falls off at night paint the rocks behind the Falls No, you cannot: go swmming under the Falls go over in a barrell go over in a kayak / canoe / any type of boating device help turn them off at night walk on a tight-rope over the Falls hear the roar of the Falls from your camp site

This is Niagara Falls.

No, they do not:

  • charge you to see the Falls
  • turn the Falls off at night
  • paint the rocks behind the Falls

No, you cannot:

  • go swmming under the Falls
  • go over in a barrell
  • go over in a kayak / canoe / any type of boating device
  • help turn them off at night
  • walk on a tight-rope over the Falls
  • hear the roar of the Falls from your camp site
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Camping and Niagara Falls

Anyone living in a tourist area can tell you about the countless stories that they come across. Anyone working at a campground can probably do exactly the same. So what happens when you cross one of the busiest tour attractions in North America with a family friendly campground?

Chaos and hilarity ensue.

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